{"product_id":"pansexual-and-proud-organic-cotton-apron","title":"Pansexual And Proud Organic Cotton Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePansexual and proud. Cast iron seasoned, standards intact.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Pansexual And Proud Organic Cotton Apron is built around cartoon dog in a suit within a heart. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePansexuality describes attraction that is not limited by gender. It does not mean attraction to literally everybody, fortunately, because standards remain one of the great queer traditions. The pan, however, may be non-stick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pan jokes are inevitable, so lean in. Sauté something indecent, deglaze with wine and tell anyone who asks that your cookware, like your attraction, is not limited by gender.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for Pride brunch, family dinner, community events, potlucks or an ordinary Tuesday when identity deserves to exist without becoming a teaching moment. It also makes a sharply specific gift for someone who rarely sees their exact flag or language in kitchenwear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a pansexual apron with actual personality, it sits somewhere between pan Pride cooking gift and queer kitchen apron. Specific enough to be clocked across the kitchen, useful enough to survive the sauce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe apron is made from substantial 100% organic cotton at 7.08 oz\/yd² (240 g\/m²), so there is real fabric between your outfit and the tomato sauce. Adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket keep it practical through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePansexual And Proud Organic Cotton Apron Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 7.08 oz\/yd² (240 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUpdated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge front pocket divided into two practical compartments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Queer In The World design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach apron is made especially for you after you place your order. 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